The Rough Morning

Ingredients:

3 Hours Sleep.
1 Erotic Dream.
1 Cold Shower.
2 Hours Workout.
1 Slice Cold Pizza.

* An optional 4-8 Hours Work before
or after make this recipe more of a meal.

1. Begin by preheating your bed to a comfortable warmth.
   When you've acquired the yield of three hours, quickly add the Erotic Dream.
   Whisk the two together vigorously until stiff peaks form and you wake up needful and disgruntled.
   
   
2. Remove yourself and cool liberally by submerging into the Cold Shower.
   This will take off some of the Erotic Dream's pungent edge, but not all of it. It's worth noting that Reality cannot compete with the naturally-occurring Fantasy present in Sleep, so beating at this stage will not yield results.
   
   
3. At this point you should be wide awake but still quite disgruntled. Dump in the 2 Hours of Workout. Mix roughly in with the rest of the Morning to again temper-out some of the Erotic Dream's pungent edge, but also to compensate for the other Hours of Sleep that would be typically used in the recipe for a Morning.
   
   
4. Complete the Rough Morning with the Slice of Cold Pizza. This should sit heavily in your stomach like shame, and confirm the notion that the Erotic Dream is indeed only a dream. At this stage, if you've not had the Hours of Work prior as a Main Course, you may serve your Rough Morning atop 4-8 Hours of Work depending on the number being served.