I've been cooking my tail off, and now I'm about to do so again.
I confess it's been a really odd week. I bought someone a "Quit Being So Stressed" TENGA, and now I'm feeling kind of uh. Greasy. Like, I should take an hour-long shower to wash the shame off. It was way more exciting for me than I care to admit because before I went to bed, "...They'll probably actually use it", crossed my mind. I definitely need to run myself through a carwash or something. There's only like, one or two people who I should get things like that.
Rather that buy Nyabi a TENGA, which did cross my mind I'm ashamed to say, I'm going to risk less lawsuits and bake for him. He's a dear friend of Pyon and I, and after thinking about it a little, I decided I could certainly jam a bunch of cookies I'd made into one of those cookie-tins you can get at Walgreens, and ship it off discreet-like.
Now, though, I have to worry about my baking. I sincerely wish I could just cram the Flan I made into a Dewar Flask or something, but I can't, and now I have to risk making the Paprenjak I'm not certain I can make. Oh, and the whole time I'm doing this, by the by, I want to tell you that Pyon is giving me the hardest of times:
"Aww, you're baking for Nyabi? So cute-!"
"Aww, you're worried about making lousy cookies? So cute-!"
"Shh, shh, shh. Save that cute pouting for Nyabi."
I can't win. Lv. 100 Hat.
Today's the day I'm supposed to get John's Drivers, so I can shamelessly mooch them onto my computer and begin playing things once more, though that's admittedly very poorly timed as I begin filming tomorrow around 1:00 PM, and I believe it lasts all the way until May something-or-another.
The dandelions have yet to grow back.
Inaba gave me the recipe for the Garlic Bread, though my Baking-over-Broiling goof made it a little off. It was actually still very good, though shamelessly artery-clogging.
The Teriyaki Salmon was pulled off the back label for a tube of ground ginger I bought. It was actually very good, and Pyon said, "Nyabi be damned - that Salmon is Mine!"
I'm now officially "Food-Waifu".
We have a beautiful, blooming relationship, but only in a Culinary sense.
The Flan is Flan. I made it without pumpkin this time. Exciting.
That said, I have to handle this computer's drivers, my Script Treatment, Nyabi's baked-goods, call Sparrow, write Sweden, and wash the shame of my TENGA-gifting bout off.
I'll be back in like, an hour.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
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Way to misquote me, you nun.
ReplyDeleteI said that the way you were so nervous about the cookies was adorable, not the fact that you're baking.
"I'M GOING TO MESS UP EVERYTHING AND NYABI WILL HATE THEEEM"
I'M ALSO GOING TO MESS UP EVERYTHING, AND YOU WILL HATE ME.
ReplyDeleteDOUBLE WHAMMY.
My goodness. So much food... Surely you should share the recipes with me sometime?
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