Questions, Revised.

1. What song could be Yuugi's theme song?
It should be "Walking the Streets of a Former Hell", because "A Flower-Studded Sake Dish on Mount Ooe" is trash.

2. Does Cirno make you hot?
Occasionally, yes. I mean, Cirno's freezing, man. C'mon.

3. What would you do without Arzi?
Take less care of my feet, be without evening conversation, and short a rain-buddy. Benefits of Syracuse would be trimmed-down, and I'd probably mope a little more, too.

4. Do you love Meiling?
No. Not romantically. Meiling's pretty great, though, and I appreciate him as a person, as well as his aesthetics in films and art, which occasionally parallel mine.

5. Oh no, Utsuho got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
"Feelin' manly?"

6. What do you think of Brando?
He's the epitome of "Bro" to me. He's got a job, a killer moustache, and a voice that will pierce the Heavens. I also enjoy that he confides stuff in me and has odd tastes in music, consisting largely of Nico-Nico mash-ups.

7. What would you do if Hina and Yuugi were going out?
I'd be jealous as all shit - I planned to eat a parfait or something off those hot, delicious abs, man.

8. How would Inaba insult Yuugi?
He'd probably tell him "You're always bored", or call him "Manface".

9. If Rinnosuke were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Shiiit. Uh, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, because he's not all that famous, and if they both gelled-up their hair, I bet they'd look similar.

10. Would you love to read Parsee's very personal diary?
No - I'd probably get bitter. This, however, does not necessarily mean I wouldn't read said diary.

11. How did you meet Yuugi?
He was an old-time member of Twohou. Later on, we met up sitting in his Group Chat alone, doing nothing.

12. If Cirno were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Colbert.

13. Will Arzi eat those green eggs and ham?
Yes. He won't offend your hospitality for having offered them, and if he really can't stand to eat Green Eggs and Ham, he'll simply say he'd eaten earlier and isn't hungry.

14. What's Meiling's opinion on cheese?
It's expensive and Swedish and goes on fancy toasted breads, with olive oil.

15. Will Utsuho eat those green eggs and ham?
Utsuho is probably the reason they're green.

16. What would you do if Brando confessed love to you?
Damn. I guess I'd say, "It's just a crush, right?" and kind of try to talk him out of it. He's the epitome of Bro and all, but he's also in Israel and prone to his occasional pang of loneliness, which I think would probably put 'em up to something like that.

17. Would you open a mystery gift Hina just gave you, without much hesitation?
I'd open it first and hesitate later, if that makes sense. Kind of one of those open it, then close your eyes things.

18. What song could be Inaba's theme song?
Lord Usa's Elemental Flag.

19. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Rinnosuke and Utsuho, and why?
Rinnosuke. Utsuho would be the Hero. "It's HELL RAVEN and her trusty boy sidekick, KID TOKAMAK.

20. Is Parsee your best friend?
Nope. I'm gradually easing into vacancy, and cramming an entire group into that position.

21. What do you think about The Witch?
Super sex-drive, that has gradually toned-down, I think. Surprisingly intellectual and shrinkish as a conversationalist - you wouldn't expect it, and it's oddly refreshing.

22. Volte just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
I play the theme from Hokuto no Ken in mourning and say "Shocking~" with a wistfulness matched only by Spike Spiegel's final "...Bang."

23. Name something you have in common with Battler?
We both order the weirdest things that Sushi Joints have to offer, with the exception of roe, which both of us dislike.

24. In a race between you, Arzi and Pixu, who would win?
I'd like to say me. I'd say it definitely wouldn't be Pixu, but I'm not sure if Arzi's athletic. There's a chance Arzi could top me.

25. Who is Cirno's best friend?
I'd say either Bunny or Yuyuko.

26. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Hina or Arzi?
Arzi. Hina would get worrisome or troubled when he'd realized we'd be a social spectacle walking around MANacled together. As men.

27. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Utsuho and Arzi! How will it go?
Explosive. Arzi would know all the best Carny-Food. Okuu would know all the best rides. I'm just along to enjoy everything

28. Inaba got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
A squirrel, because you weren't expecting me to say that. You were expecting my original answer of "a rabbit".

29. Would you open a mystery gift Eiki just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yes, but I'd be flattered as all get-out, because I've never gotten Eiki a gift.

30. What if you found out that Pixu was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Cirno?
Both feign obliviousness all too well-! That explains everything.

31. What advice would you give The Witch?
Go back to being a Touhou - you're freakin' hard to address as anything other than Suika. Also, don't tap Jennifer, because while she's similar in interest to you, she's married.

32. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Volte and Utsuho, and why?
Utsuho. Volte's Destroyman, and therefore a hero already.

33. In a race between you, Battler and The Witch, who would win?
Battler. He's win either way, but if The Witch or I started winning, I bet he'd trip one of us in good fun, followed by an "Ihihihi-!" and a "just kidding back there!" at the finish-line. None of us would be mad, either, if he got cheatsy.

34. Do you trust Arzi?
More than you'd think.

35. What is Cirno's favorite TV show or movie?
Action films and intentionally-bad ones. Probably starring Tha Goffa-Nah off Kally-Fon-Yah.

36. Do you think Hina is a virgin?
Nope. He knows too many peculiar tastes to be, though I could be wrong.

37. What is Utsuho's favorite TV show or movie?
Shit. Something manly, I'll bet, or involving cars. Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now, followed by a televised Auto-Show.

38. Do you love Inaba?
Such a cute little puff-ball tail. I can't resist it-!

39. What was your first impression of Eiki?
I don't really remember. He was the first person to add me, and I remember he made jokes when we played Left 4 Dead together and I got grappled by a Smoker. He also gave me a sweater in a Roleplay, once.

40. What's Pixu to you?
A bit of guilt. He's too nice to me, even though I removed him for no reason.