The Mobster

I've got a friend, or pen-pal, or what have you in Sweden, named Hjalmar. He's kind of a cautious fellow, and often has these unsettling and reoccurring dreams.

One of the infrequent inhabitants of these dreams is a figure I've dubbed "The Mobster".

He's a blue man with an upside-down face. He often appears during nightmares and just sort of stands there in his suit and tie, expressionless with his eyes turned where his mouth should be and his beard-and-moustache combo tilted skywards, never doing more than being somewhere he's not supposed to be and looking extremely bizarre.

He told me something akin to, "It's not that he's just odd-looking, he's dangerous, and he really just shouldn't be there."
If I remember correctly, be can bend physics a bit, too - things like height and location. If I'd known about him sooner, I'd have used him in my rhetorical analysis on Dream Interpretation.

Also, a friend of mine, Battler, commented on how The Mobster's head looks a bit like an eggplant, which is odd because Eggplant is associated with dreams one way or another in Japan. As such, I have done this, too.