"On Top of Battler's Head."

Battler, I'm looking forward to seeing you nude and collared.

For the span of a year, Battler has been trying to get me to read Umineko past Part One with the sole promise of "It really does get better-!"
I finally caved in today - who can resist such a doughy little face?

Nobody.

It's still a dull read, but if that promise holds true, I'll be pleased.
Liam's unconvinced, though, and says I'd be better off reading something else, like Atlas Shrugged, which my lazy ass has still yet to finish. Nevertheless, because I play favorites on everything, I still think Rosa is the best character, because I'm too hard up to say Battler's the best, because, let's face it, Battler being the best is obvious.

Speaking of Liam, I've more or less accepted the fact that the gift I'm ordering is likely to be belated on arrival. There's no way around it without owing someone a hefty pile of dosh. Admittedly, though, I kind of want to just get it to him. I might be better off owing.

I joined Steve for some Left 4 Dead 2, tonight.
He was as plastered as a cast and the Tank killed all of us at the Docks as we were waiting for the boat to pull in an rescue us. Thanks a lot, Virgil, you sorry excuse for a sailor. Be more like Murasa. I've started using the Frying Pan often, and making amusing commentary with my various sound-clips, of which Steve's favorite is YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH...! from the Ice-Punch flash. Tenko came, too. Have I ever mentioned Tenko's pretty adorable? There are few things that are cuter than a fruit-wearing, masochistic Celestial.

I've been taggin' round Parsee for Killing Floor and such, here and there, as well.
I'm a pretty good Medic and he's a pretty good Berserker, but when it's just us, we get steamrolled when the Crawler Clowncar opens its doors. If you get us with an extra person, though? We grab the Patriarch by the questionable tentacles and headbutt him. He mentioned wanting to play Dark Reign again - I think I could be up for that, especially if we get another person. I might be able to oust half of Parsee's army with All of mine. If they manage to take the other half, we're at least a stalemate. If you haven't been able to figure, Parsee will fucking rape you in Dark Reign.

I'm going to end off on a really mean trick my Uncle, Charles, once pulled on someone, 'cause Aaron was amused as all shit when I told the story:

A guy around the outskirts of Del City is grumbling next to his broken-down car. Charles pulls up in his Corvette and goes, "Hey! Where you headed?"

The guy points down about a mile of road and says, "Just over there, but my car broke down."
Charles flashes a thumbs up and says, "I'll tell them you're coming!" and speeds off.

Charles is a cruel, witty bastard.