IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

SELF-GLORIFYING QUIZ-TIME

• 1: Name: Zackery Harmeyer
• 2: Age:20
• 3: 3 Fears: Being stationed somewhere far away. Failure. Heights.
• 4: 3 things I love: Tea on a cold day. Leigh. Liquorice.
• 5: 4 turns on: Being allowed to cross-dress. Improvised leashes and cuffs. Bed-hair. Curvy tummies.
• 6: 4 turns off: Being sent to bed pissed-off. Grossing someone out. When I don't have time to shave first. HAVING. TO MUSTER. AT ANY POINT.
• 7: My best friend: My wife.
• 8: Sexual orientation: I'd say Bisexual - I've had a little bit of everything in my time, but I love a woman. But I wouldn't mind if she had a penis, either. It's just one of those things.
• 9: My best first date: We wade around in the desert, have a picnic on the beach, and then snuggle up in a snow-lodge.
• 10: How tall am I: Five-foot nine inches.
• 11: What do I miss: Leigh, Television, and being able to cook.
• 12: What time were I born
• 13: Favourite color: Orange.
• 14: Do I have a crush: IS2 Graffentine. Hurrhurr.
• 15: Favourite quote: One's "It doesn't matter how fast you go so long as you never stop." by Ghandi.
• 16: Favourite place: Truth be told, if I could go back to the Mojave Desert, I would.
• 17: Favourite food: Biscuits with honey. Yogurt and fruit. Coffee and pasteries. Anything saucy and Asian.
• 18: Do I use sarcasm: I'd never use sarcasm.
• 19: What am I listening to right now: I recently found my old stash of PIERROT albums...
• 20: First thing I notice in new person: Facial structure, or their attitude.
• 21: Shoe size: 11's.
• 22: Eye color: Brown
• 23: Hair color: Brunette
• 24: Favourite style of clothing: Jacket. Blouse. Shiny black shoes. Anything with suspenders.
• 25: Ever done a prank call?: Yes. Someone called for my sister and I pretended to be an increasingly annoyed man trying to enjoy his dinner.
• 27: Meaning behind my URL: Once upon a time, I was a Wriggle Nightbug roleplayer. I'd wanted to imitate Liam and set up a blog like his, because it seemed very cathartic, and I'd asked him what I should call it. He said, "Mmph, I don't know. Uuhhh-- Corner... Bug. Night Jive," which I then contracted to the vaguely-weeaboo "Cobuniji," the first two letters of every portion of the name suggested.
• 28: Favourite movie: The Iron Giant.
• 29: Favourite song: Oh, don't make me pick. Lately, I've been fawning over Floating Darkness.
• 30: Favourite band: I've been listening to a lot of, I kid you not, VeggieTales and PIERROT as of late.
• 31: How I feel right now: Hungry, but the Naval Exchange is closed.
• 32: Someone I love: Leigh.
• 33: My current relationship status: Married.
• 34: My relationship with my parents: I call when I can.
• 35: Favourite holiday: Halloween - even though you don't really get out for anything, it's a beautiful time of year and I have a lot of fun dressing up as a Nun every year.
• 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: None - I contemplate getting a brand every now and then, though.
• 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: A brand of Metatron's Cube, or the Ambition Sigil.
• 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Followin' Now-Defunct Askblogs.
• 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No. We wrote eachother recently.
• 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: EVERY DAY. FROM MY WIFE. I GIVE THEM, TOO. THEY'RE MAD IMPORTANT.
• 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: Nope.
• 42: When did I last hold hands?: With Leigh, on our way to the beach. We laughed our happy asses off about it, too, because I'm not allowed to hold hands in uniform - I have to "Offer a Proper Arm."
• 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: An hour. I usually iron my uniform. Hop into it. Grab my fistful of keycards, brush my teeth. Shave. Make my bed. And then take out the trash after eating something small (Cup of Noodles or a Spinach Hotpocket) for breakfast.
• 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: I'm miko-pit smooth right now. It's nice.
• 45: Where am I right now?: BEQ - Building 566 Bravo.
• 46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Leigh or a DMTI.
• 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: It depends on what I'm listening to. So I utilize headphones.
• 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Nope.
• 49: Am I excited for anything?: Graduation, C-School, and Leigh's next visit.
• 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Yep.
• 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: Every time I put on my boots.
• 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: I hugged Seaman Apprentice Swire yesterday and told him his accent's nothing to worry about. He gets picked on for sounding Russian.
• 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: Depends on who it was. I'd probably forgive and  forget though, if it didn't happen twice.
• 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: EVERY. OTHER. SAILOR. I WORK WITH.
• 55: What is something I disliked about today?: 1130 Muster.
• 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: I have a few people I'd like to meet. Ana'd be cool to hang out with.
• 57: What do I think about most?: Time not-spent working.
• 58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can chiffonade like a motherfucker.
• 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Anybody higher rank than I.
• 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind.
• 61: What was the last lie I told?: "I'm feeling better already!"
• 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: My craptop has trouble running Video Chat, but it runs calls pretty well.
• 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Both.
• 64: Do I believe in magic?: Yes, but it's largely will and belief centric, as well as philosophic in origin.
• 65: Do I believe in luck?: Isn't luck just "The low odds of something happening happening?"
• 66: What's the weather like right now?: Tropical Storm-y.
• 67: What was the last book I've read?: "A Perfect Day for Banana Fish."
• 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: I do.
• 69: Do I have any nicknames?: "Harmeyer," "Bible," "Bibbly," "Bibi," "Zack."
• 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: I cracked my sternum once. It hurt worse than accidentally stabbing my knee.
• 71: Do I spend money or save it?: Spend a portion on tigers. Save the rest.
• 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: No.
• 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: My pink panties are hiding in my dresser waiting to be washed.
• 74: Favourite animal?: Sheep, Goats, Crabs, Sea Urchins, Snails, Slugs. All sorts of stuff.
• 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Sleeping in preparation for 0530 Muster.
• 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: "Thanatos"...?
• 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: "Routine Melodies," by the Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.
• 78: How can you win my heart?: Be committed, don't lie to me, include me in your day, and understand that I'm in the military.
• 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: "Whoops"
• 80: What is my favorite word?: "Particularly," according to my last Brief.
• 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Swingtho, ShinyScrewholes, Bleetdev, and two AskBlogs of your choice.
• 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: "Lighten up, you guys."
• 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Not currently. Charles just got out after stabbing my uncle.
• 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Holy Sanction.
• 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: "Are you scared?"
• 86: What is my current desktop picture?: This.
• 87: Had sex?: That's above your classification clearance.
• 88: Bought condoms?: They're in my dresser in a variety of sensations.
• 89: Gotten pregnant?: I'm carrying Leigh's buttchildren.
• 90: Failed a class?: No. But I have failed a Brief before.
• 91: Kissed a boy?: Yes.
• 92: Kissed a girl?: Yes.
• 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: Repeatedly.
• 94: Had job?: Yes.
• 95: Left the house without my wallet?: Yes.
• 96: Bullied someone on the internet?: GET REKT, YOU SCORE-HUNGRY DICKMOOSE.
• 97: Had sex in public?: No. Have gotten-off in public, though. In a school-desk no less. How animu.
• 98: Played on a sports team?: I was on a Weightlifting Team in Highschool.
• 99: Smoked weed?: Nope. Parents are violently allergic. Gave me permission to vomit my guts out if I wanted.
• 100: Did drugs?: NOT. EVEN. ONCE.
• 101: Smoked cigarettes?: Briefly. Emily found out and made me stop.
• 102: Drank alcohol?: Briefly. It's mostly fueled by my want to mix assorted cocktails like a showoff.
• 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: I was Vegetarian for a long time. I'm thinking about doing it again.
• 104: Been overweight?: I WAS MAD PUDGY AS A CHILD.
• 105: Been underweight?: No. 135 was my lowest.
• 106: Been to a wedding?: Yes.
• 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Uh-huh.
• 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: No.
• 109: Been outside my home country?: Yes.
• 110: Gotten my heart broken?: Repeatedly.
• 111: Been to a professional sports game?: Yes. Hockey with a family friend. Not my bag.
• 112: Broken a bone?: Yes. Growth-plate in my foot. Sternum.
• 113: Cut myself?: My hands are covered in scars from improper knife-handing as a child.
• 114: Been to prom?: Yep. Took someone whom I didn't want to go alone because she was an awesome person.
• 115: Been in airplane?: Yep.
• 116: Fly by helicopter?: No.
• 117: What concerts have I been to?: A single Christian Rock concert with my mother. Had a chance to see Nine Inch Nails, but I was working at the time and skipped-out on it.
• 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Yes.
• 119: Learned another language?: Briefly took German and French.
• 120: Wore make up?: When I get all dolled-up to try and be tiger-cute.
• 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Nope. Lost it at nineteen.
• 122: Had oral sex?: I enjoy giving it far more. I'm ashamed because I taste salty...
• 123: Dyed my hair?: PINK. BRIGHT PINK.
• 124: Voted in a presidential election?: Yes.
• 125: Rode in an ambulance?: No.
• 126: Had a surgery?: No.
• 127: Met someone famous?: Does Yosu count?
• 128: Stalked someone on a social network?: No.
• 129: Peed outside?: Yes.
• 130: Been fishing?: Yes.
• 131: Helped with charity?: Frequently.
• 132: Been rejected by a crush?: Frequently.
• 133: Broken a mirror?: No. S'bad juju.
• 134: What do I want for birthday?: A pumpkin pie or a box of Sushi.
• 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I can't decide that alone.
• 136: Was I named after anyone?: Zack, the Lego-Maniac, I shit you not.
• 137: Do I like my handwriting?: I wish I could do Cursive.
• 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: Beanie Babies and Legos. I know it's a weird combination, and even worse, horribly fitting to whom I was named after.
• 139: Favourite Tv Show?: Adventure Time and Regular Show.
• 140: Where do I want to live when older?: The coast or the desert. Or a lighthouse.
• 141: Play any musical instrument?: Nope, but I can bust out some sick kazoo.
• 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: I busted myself in the face with a bookshelf I was carrying It's down the bridge of my nose and under my left eye.
• 143: Favourite pizza toping?: Spinach and Feta, with Whitesauce. Try it at Domino's.
• 144: Am I afraid of the dark?: Not in particular.
• 145: Am I afraid of heights?: Kind of, yes.
• 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: Yes.
• 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: Yes.
• 148: What I'm really bad at: Public speaking, drawing, GetAmped.
• 149: What my greatest achievments are: Marrying Leigh and joining the Navy.
• 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: "I think the problem's you."
• 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: Tell the Navy "Nevermind."
• 152: What do I like about myself: I don't fuck people over.
• 153: My closest Tumblr friend: Swingtho.
• 154: Something I fantasise about: Bellies and Warm Strawberry Gel.
• 155: Who's a cool villain?: I like Visi and Double. I've also been fixed on another one that I'm not proud of. And with regards to sheer sass and personality, Hades, from Disney's Hercules.
• 156: Any question you'd like to add.