The part of the Navy where Dimacelli comes out and sings a silly song.
So without further adieu, cadence, with Dimacelli.
MIGHTY FINE
They say that in the Navy the coffee's mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the racks are mighty fine.
How the hell would I know? I've never slept in mine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the pay is mighty fine.
They'll give you a hundred dollars, and take back ninety-nine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the women are mighty fine.
They look like Halle Berry and march like Frankenstein.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the mail is mighty fine.
Today I got a letter dated 1949.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the barracks are waterproof.
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the toilets are mighty fine.
Flush it down at seven and it comes back up at nine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the racks are mighty fine.
How the hell would I know? I've never slept in mine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the pay is mighty fine.
They'll give you a hundred dollars, and take back ninety-nine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the women are mighty fine.
They look like Halle Berry and march like Frankenstein.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the mail is mighty fine.
Today I got a letter dated 1949.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the barracks are waterproof.
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the toilets are mighty fine.
Flush it down at seven and it comes back up at nine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the chicken's mighty fine.
Mine jumped on the table and started double-time.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the steak is mighty fine.
You can chew on it for hours but you're only wastin' time.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
They say that in the Navy, the biscuit's mighty fine.
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.
Oh Lord, I wanna go.
But they won't let me go.
Oh - Hey!
THE GIRL WHO WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
I knew a girl who wore a yellow ribbon.
She wore it in the springtime, in the merry month of May.
And if you asked her why the hell she wore it
She wore it for her sailor who was always underway
Underway
Underway
She wore it for her sailor who was always underway.
Around the town, she pushed a baby carriage.
She pushed it in the springtime, in the merry month of May.
And if you asked her why the hell she pushed it
She pushed it for her sailor who was always underway.
Underway
Underway
She wore it for her sailor who was always underway.
Back at home, her daddy cleaned his shotgun.
He cleaned it in the springtime, in the merry month of May.
And if you asked him why the hell he cleaned it,
He cleaned it just to keep that sailor far, far away.
Far away
Far away
He cleaned it just to keep that sailor far, far away.
I hear the chopper comin'.
It's hoverin' overhead.
They're coming to get the wounded.
They're coming to make some dead.
They were always ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
They're were always ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Sittin' in the CIVIC,
Buttons all around.
Feelin' a little bit frisky!
I push the red one down.
Hot damn, I blew up Iran!
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
They're were never ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Sittin' in the Sandbox,
Sharpening my knife.
When out pops Kim Jong-Un.
You know I took his life!
He was never ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
He was never ready for war
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Creepin' through the Jungle,
I thought I heard a snap.
Out pops Battalion Leader!
It wasn't a booby-trap!
'Cause he was always ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
He was always ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Too early, too early, too early every morning.
Got a letter in the mail
Go to war, or go to jail.
Got a letter in the mail, mail, mail.
In the early morning rain.
I asked him where I could sign.
He said on the dotted line.
I asked where I could sign, sign, sign.
In the early morning rain.
Packed my bags, kissed my wife.
Headed off to sailor-life.
Headed off to sailor life, life, life.
In the early morning rain.
Told my son, please don't cry.
Superman never dies.
Superman never dies, dies, dies.
In the early morning rain.
Got the enemy to my front.
And the ocean to my rear.
Dying people's all I hear, hear, hear.
In the early morning rain.
READY FOR WAR
I hear the chopper comin'.
It's hoverin' overhead.
They're coming to get the wounded.
They're coming to make some dead.
They were always ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
They're were always ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Sittin' in the CIVIC,
Buttons all around.
Feelin' a little bit frisky!
I push the red one down.
Hot damn, I blew up Iran!
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
They're were never ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Sittin' in the Sandbox,
Sharpening my knife.
When out pops Kim Jong-Un.
You know I took his life!
He was never ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
He was never ready for war
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Creepin' through the Jungle,
I thought I heard a snap.
Out pops Battalion Leader!
It wasn't a booby-trap!
'Cause he was always ready for war.
Locked and loaded.
Locked and loaded!
Locked and loaded, we've done this before.
He was always ready for war.
So early, so early, so early in the morning.
Too early, too early, too early every morning.
IN THE EARLY MORNING RAIN
Got a letter in the mail
Go to war, or go to jail.
Got a letter in the mail, mail, mail.
In the early morning rain.
I asked him where I could sign.
He said on the dotted line.
I asked where I could sign, sign, sign.
In the early morning rain.
Packed my bags, kissed my wife.
Headed off to sailor-life.
Headed off to sailor life, life, life.
In the early morning rain.
Told my son, please don't cry.
Superman never dies.
Superman never dies, dies, dies.
In the early morning rain.
Got the enemy to my front.
And the ocean to my rear.
Dying people's all I hear, hear, hear.
In the early morning rain.
LT. JOHNSON
Low, high, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
The U.S. Navy SEALS are the best.
They'll give their lives just to save the rest.
Lt. Johnson just had a baby boy.
Not long after, he had to deploy.
He kissed his wife and told his baby goodbye.
Little did he know that he would give his life.
Low, high, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
Lt. killed his target with his rifle and blade.
Completed his task to keep his brothers safe.
Lt. jumped on to a hand grenade.
Lord only knows how many lifes he saved.
Low, high, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
The U.S. Navy SEALS are the best.
They'll give their lives just to save the rest.
Lt. Johnson just had a baby boy.
Not long after, he had to deploy.
He kissed his wife and told his baby goodbye.
Little did he know that he would give his life.
Low, high, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
Lt. killed his target with his rifle and blade.
Completed his task to keep his brothers safe.
Lt. jumped on to a hand grenade.
Lord only knows how many lifes he saved.
Low, high, low, right-left.
Low, righty, low, righty, low, right-left.
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