A Letter from a Recently-Departed Roommate, J.J. Bonnette

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BYE BUDDY

I wish you and your wife nothing less than the many long years of Love and Happiness to share together for the rest of your lives.

P.S. If you're ever back in Liverpool █████ (old man' # -_- )

But if you ever need help, I'll be there.

... P.S.S.

I left a shit-ton of trash in the wood cabinet.

But you got two pizzas I ordered + ice cream now to enjoy.

Yeaaah... I ruined the moment, didn't I?

BAI BAI :D

-Bonnette 

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