Reblogged from Leigh.

What would you do if....
[1] I committed suicide: Pack your soul into my unborn child.
[2] I said I liked you: I'd awkwardly talk to you over the phone.
[3] I kissed you: I'd awkwardly confess I loved you over said phone.
[4] I lived next door to you: Baked goods and mackin'. 24/7.
[5] I started smoking: I'd tell you it was bad for you, but totally put up with it.
[6] I stole something: I'm never getting my heart or abacus back. Apparently, I fuckin' deal with it.
[7] I was hospitalized: Handmake some chocolate, hope it doesn't suck, and doodle on your cast.
[8] I ran away from home: Give you a place to stay.
[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: Sanitize your injuries and talk shit about the person who did it. If they were a regular face, though, PROVOKE, SELF-DEFEND, WIN.

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality : Rigby with a paintbrush.
[2] Eyes : They are the most piercing stare I've ever met.
[3] Face: Adorable teeth, button nose. Best framed by damp curls.
[4] Hair : Stubby Pigtails, fuck yes.
[5] Clothes : RUE-21. WE'RE GOING THERE WITH NAVYBUX.
[6] Mannerisms : I love it when you bounce on your toes, and when your tongue sticks out 'cause you're yawning.

Other:
[1] Who are you? Hi, I'm Bible-tan.
[2] Are we friends? The best.
[3] When and how did we meet? In a round of GetAmped2. I was that obnoxious tit you hated.
[4] How have I affected you? I have never wanted to marry someone more than I do now.
[5] What do you think of me? NEVER. WANTED. MORE. THAN. NOW.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Kissing you atop Willett Falls.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Forever. Nobody else will do.
[8] Do you love me? Yes.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Sometimes you don't want to talk about things. But that's my cue to back-off and give you space.
[10] Would you hug me? DONE IT.
[11] Would you kiss me? YOU KNOW IT.
[12] Would you marry me? WITH SPACE-ROCKS.
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? I think your mirth is particularly delightful. Nothing tops your unrestrained cackle.
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? You're so cool I need gloves to handle you.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Seven. There's a three-point variable depending on what time of the month it is, if the party in question is Brazilian, and how much sleep you've gotten.
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Mistress. Because I know who holds my leash.
[17] Am I loveable? With all of my little Sailor heart.
[18] How long have you known me? A bit over half a year now.
[19] Describe me in one word. Justice.
[20] What was your first impression? "Wow! She's really cool. I hope my friend doesn't hit her up for nudes."
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? Yeah. I hope my friends don't hit you up for nudes. I'd be pretty mortified.
[22] What do you think my weakness is? Getting discouraged.
[23] Do you think I'll get married? I know you will.
[24] What about me makes you happy? Starting and ending my day with you.
[25] What about me makes you sad? Silence or a "Whatever."
[26] What reminds you of me? The necklace, scented scarf, letters, bracelet, shirt, and infinite pile of Voicemail I have from you.
[27] What's something you would change about me? Your utter dislike of your curls.
[28] How well do you know me? I'd like to think really well!
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I can't read analogue clocks, I'm scared of the unknown, and I hate talking about your personal details with your family.
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? I think you could. But you wouldn't want to. Hurt, but not kill.
[31] Are we close? And getting closer.
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? I don't have a journal, but I can slap it on my Blog.