You're probably thinking, "Those can't be," but they are:
Lucky Underwear.
Lucky Underwear.
After a conversation in the aftermath of Johnny Wander's short, Lucky Penny, I had gotten onto the topic of Mystical Undergarments. They do exist, and these are mine. They've weathered Senior Year, countless hours of weightlifting, sweltering summer days alone as impromptu shorts (they're exceptionally long and loose), freezing short-covered snow-jogs to the post-office to deliver scones, and above all else, have insured that no harm befell me through any of it.
If I were going to stop a tank in Tienanmen Square, or finally overhaul the Legislative Branch?
These would be my back-up.
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