Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween.

Somewhere, Chandra's already wolfing-down her gummies...

I spent last night watching Reservoir Dogs while my sister hung out with some fifteen people in the house. I was thankful that the few who had migrated from her little congregation to sit around me were kind of squeemish, and left when Mister Blonde lops Nash's ear off, and douses 'em in Gasoline.

Truth be told, though, Nice Guy Eddie was one of my favorites. As for everyone else, I'm tied between Mister Orange and Mister Pink...

"Wait, wait. Why do I have to be Mister Pink?"
"Because you're a Faggot."
"No way - can't we pick our own colors?"
"No - tried that before. I don't want four guys arguing over who gets to be Mister Black, and nobody backing down because they don't know eachother."
"...Can't I be Mister Purple? Mister Purple sounds good."
"Look, just shut up."
"That's easy for you to say! You're Mister White, you have a cool-sounding name!"
"...Mister Purple is a different guy, in a different mission. You're Mister Pink."

Oh man, and Nice Guy Eddie...

"Vick, you sick bastard! You just tried to fuck me in my Father's Office!"
"...You wish."
"Don't get me wrong, Vick, I like you, but I just don't think of you that way."
"Look - if I were a butt-cowboy? I wouldn't throw you to my posse."
"'Course not! You'd keep me for yourself! I know how it is - four years fucking punks up the ass and you can appreciate a cut of prime rib..."
"...I might break you in, Nice Guy...But you can be my dog's bitch."

I loved those awkward exchanges between everyone.

As opposed to last year's Halloween, where Godfather Mike took everyone out to get plastered, and I played Venetian Snares out the window while pretending to be a miner, I've prepared something more than an impromptu costume this year.



























For the first time in Cobuniji's History, a picture of your host.
Happy Halloween, readers.
Buddha Loves you.
Jesus Saves.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

"Sorry, Wrong Number".

Okay, it looks good, the fact you have CCleaner.
Thanks, it came with the computer, or at least, I think it did.
Have you used it before?
Yes - it's really reliable stuff.
What about defragging the hard drive? My
I'm still rather fond of Defraggler - could I run it? It might optimize a bit worse than MyDefrag, but sure. I wanna
check some stuff, still, in CCleaner.
Understood. Feel free.
I suggest limiting internet explorer's cache to like, 50MB. You rarely if ever need more than that.
Say - real fast:
How was your day? I've been meaning to ask, but I've been a bit tired and slow...I actually forgot my phone-number. These Meds are kicking the crap out me.
Ehhhh. Let'see... I got approached to cyber a bunch of times. Once by some russian dude on Negroserver, which I'm unbanned from now. I got to add mcfool and we talked about Deus Ex, so it's cool.
"Listen, Stalker, I want to feel your ass..."
Not even a chuckle? Damned. Tough crowd. Your edge is off when you're drugged up, nun.
Hoh. Perhaps.
Forty-five minutes? No joke, or is it bullshitting?
It is clearing 140 gigs of space... Holy crap, this craptop has more hard drive space than my heap here. I'm jealous. :
...It was like, $50 on Black Friday last year...I've been keeping it under my bed, saving it for when I go to college, so I don't have to rent one...
You can rent laptops? Huh. Yeah, they take it out your student fees, but they charge you out the ass for it.
It looks like a small price, but when you consider they're charging you periodically, it really adds up, and they're strongarming you for every bill so that you can get your assignments donne.
Yeah, it makes sense to make you want to make the most of your time, but it still doesn't change the fact that college time still seems to be party time.
Have you gotten my soap yet...? I'm eager for that to get there already.
No, but I did get the cats everywhere postcard yesterday.
I seriously imagine your house like that, sometimes...
I only have two cats.
Still, there was petfood beneath your...
...Nevermind.
I know what you mean, but that's where we keep the dog's dishes. To distract it before it eats the used pads from the bathroom garbage.
...I still have those pictures. They're good pictures.
I may have played too much fdghlsdfjsdfh deus ex recently if I hear Denton's voice in that.
I don't even know what to say to that. I'm just smiling, but I think that's bad...
It depends on what you think J.C. Denton is like.
A guido with super-bots and a police badge.
Not quite. He's like Neo without the faggotry and scrawny.
You know, I loved The Matrix when I was eight. I could sit back and enjoy that shit for hours, but I recently saw it was airing on late night TV, and rewatched the first two?
Dear God, they were awful.
I still like the first one. When it splits into three, you know it's crap and you should abandon any hope of it ever being good again.
Sounds just like 4chan.
I admit to checking /v/ now again due to Fistbeard.
Say, my tea's done give me a second. I'm
gIsure. Giving you free reign.
I've returned with tea. And I have to go. I downloaded the latest drivers. I think they'll do you a whole lot of good and MAYBE make something or other playable. I'll be back in... half an hour, probably.
Hey, thanks for everything, Chief.
It means a lot, because I tried my hand at it and failed miserably to find new drivers.
I guess Intel didn't have any on their site?
I thought John had them on a disc, even.
Oh.. It looks like they're the same. Fff... well... I dunno. I still gotta do stuff
Thanks for everything, though.
I feel bad, because the best I can do is wait for you to get soap, and feel rewarded in the slightest.
I wanna get you on TF2 even a little somehow. We'll have to figure tht out.
I wanna trade you shit. I'll see what I can do. ASAP. The 2010 halloween stuff gjust got lined up. What is it? Mann Manor. Apparently, random free stuff on the halloween version.
fUCK YmYMy capslock is right next to my shift, and my keys are tiny...
Thanks for everything, go take care of what you need to.