Tuesday, June 4, 2013

EVERYBODY LOVES A SOLDIER

UNTIL HE COMES HOME.

That's a line from Tim O'Brien's "The Things They Carried," a fictional story with factual influences told from the perspective of various soldiers in a Vietnam platoon both before, during, and after their Military Service. It's not a particularly happy collection of vignettes, but I guess that's why it's so fitting a quote.

Being in the military is difficult.
Some of it's classified, so
I can't talk about some of it.
Parts of it are hard to explain.
People can't relate to you.
You're always the bad guy.

I really don't like Chief Harlow. He often mocks our Battalion, which I find disrespectful, and he jokes frequently in what I find to be a distasteful fashion. He directly addressed a critique I wrote, once, with the misconception that I was requesting a vote rather than a tally, and more or less called me stupid and naive for thinking the Navy would ever give a damn what a single Battalion decided amongst itself.

"You don't have rights anymore," he said. "You gave those up so others could have them."
That's one of the hardest things to explain to people.

Trying to sounds exaggerated. Or worse, like you're some sort of martyr, and when people are dissatisfied with you on a social level, the last thing they want to hear is some self-sacrificing bullshit about how, as a Sailor, you don't always have a say in what you do, when you do it, and for how long.

  • Sometimes, I have to muster six times a day.
  • Sometimes, I have to work until midnight.
  • Sometimes, I don't get to eat.
  • Sometimes, I don't get a complimentary phone-call.
  • Sometimes, I have to wade through the red tape.
  • Sometimes, I have to shut-up and color.
  • Sometimes, I'm not accountable for myself, but for the guy next to the guy next to me.
  • Sometimes, I don't sleep.
  • Sometimes, I work with and for incompetent people.
  • Sometimes, I realize that getting hospitalized could mean an extra month here.
  • Sometimes, I show up sick and pretend I'm not.
  • Sometimes, things just go wrong.
  • Sometimes, things just go right, but things have gone wrong so long that it doesn't cheer you up.
If I write on myself or get an unauthorized tattoo, it is legally vandalism, as I am government property.
Perhaps that's a bit of perspective on the way things work within the United States Military.

I think if we didn't laugh at ourselves.
If we didn't laugh at others behind closed doors.
If Dimacelli didn't sing cadence about how terrible things can be in a lighthearted manner.
The U.S. Navy would almost certainly spiral into mass-depression.

I am SA Harmeyer.
And I assess this with Moderate Confidence.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Just another Mise a Jour.

I've not really had a lot of time to post and stuff, but that's a given sort of; I'm sure you've all really come to expect that of me by now, and it's a little saddening to presume that, but it's also an accurate assessment so there's not really much I can do about it beyond pout over you being correct, apologize, and write when I can.

Today's going to be a good day - I woke up and got EVERYTHING I needed done.
I was so in the zone that I sort of forgot about showing up to Muster, which has net me a Double-Watch next Thursday, but seeing as we're understaffed and they're passing out Double-Watches to people who didn't mess-up, I'm not particularly phased.

I sort of want to ask if it's at all possible for me to take someone else's watch so that they can actually HAVE a weekend, but I have a sneaky suspicion Turner and Kobak aren't hearing any of it - they reprint the Watchbills too much as it is. All the same, I'm going to give it a shot and see if I can't arrange for it.

I've got a good deal I need to do today: I've got to enroll my wife in DEERS today at lunch or so.
My critical evaluation of Greece's political state is mostly done, so I'm not particularly sweating asking for time to do some in the middle of work.

I've also got to get my hair Man-Shou'd again.
For the record, if any of you care to have that haircut, the recipe for it is:
"Shave the sides, half an inch on-top."
Now, you, too, can be a dashing tiger.


I had a hell of an evening last night; it was just splendid.
After a night of Corehunting, and doing okay on Avyon Court despite it being my very first time ever playing, I spent the entire day lovesick and mushy before topping it off with a literal evening of posting pictures of butts with Felis, Leigh, and Eric. 

THE ASS WAS FAT.

 Today's To-Do List, for my self-reference, is:
  • Visit TSC at Lunch.
  • Haircut.
  • Assemble Resume.
  • Assemble Brief.
  • Iron Peanutbutters.
  • Muster 1800.
  • Muster 2030.
  • Verify Dutyswap.
  • Stock back up on coffee. 
DID ZACK GET ANYTHING DONE TODAY?: 

You bet your cuss I didn't!
I spent all afternoon assembling my own imaginary orders while our Battalion took twenty minutes to muster, removing ANY WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY I HAD to do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.

ONE CREW, ONE SCREW. 
HOOYAH, NAVY.